Dear Friends,

I come to you with a call to arms of sorts. Recently certain parties, (who will be readily be named upon request) have begun to frequent the server.

Now the occasional lame-butt, is a semi-tolerable fact of life. But where those above the fray gather, these irregulars quickly become marginalized.

Usually they get the lay of the land, and awkwardly move on. Or are kindheartedly suffered as a delightful self-parody (*see Canuck).

But a grave new threat is upon us. The tide has turned, and it is rife with sea nettles.

The Shoe is on the other foot....the one with the yellow toenails.

The orderlies are running the Asylum.

The wolves (however toothless and impotent) are at the door and won't stop howling.

But ROJO .....you might say: "this problem will solve its self!" which would be true if it weren't for the fact that these vermin are, as one REG put it:

"..like they were spawning off each other"

But ROJO..... you might say: "Don't you constantly run your mouth, letting your sweet, honey voice molest me till I'm in extasy beyond imagination!"

And I'd thank you for making my point for me. I wouldn't dare insult the intellect of the people here by explaining how I amplify .....and devastating lampoon .....a fragment of MINE, and yes, I believe everyone's personality.

I feel so comfortable in the server, not only cause of immediate direct feedback, but from my own assessment of how smart the people in the server are, TO GET THE JOKE.

Because inspite of what Greg Kinnear tells you, and what in light of Ricky Gervais shows you, Sarcasm, Irony, and Satire are the HIGHEST forms of humor, for they take a greater mind to detect.

This is by no means a one man show either. The plethora of colorful characters a great many hilarious in there own right, keeps me coming back

It's no secret that people don't play on the penthouse cause of the elevated skill level required. I can't count the number of times i have heard volunteered testimonies as to the repeat business. ITS THE RHETORIC.

More to the point: We talk when an amount people WANT us to talk, and when they DON'T want us to talk, we don't. For myself, often even when a minor amount express displeasure, I defer.

At times now, we are not even getting that basic courtesy. The tactlessness is becoming overwhelming.

So I'm only here now pleading to you, after being rebuffed raw, by a certain admin.....we will call.......Rob, to protect his femininity...I mean anonymity, who let his own self-defeating morality undermine the nature of the server.

Conversely I will remind the few who were there, of an incident only a couple days ago were Morons raided the server. They were the namesakes of a certain rap squad, we'll call them .....DIP SHITS, who kept repeating the phrase:

"Stupid Ugly"

For unknown reasons.

An Admin we'll call "Enorkr", graciously gave them more than enough time to correct there behavior. And when the offenders escalated the situation. He, stalwart Hero that he is *sigh dreamily*....SPRANG INTO ACTION.

Needless to say, they were promptly ousted never to return again.

I'll be as forthright as I can without being sappy. Thee STNO server was a place many of us stumble upon after months of searching for a server that wasn't full of obnoxious witless braying jackasses.

So if you are a REG, I implore you, be silent no longer. In the words of the immortal Peter Frampton:

"DO YOU FEEL LIKE I DO?"

(P.S. NO ONE, the rivers of blood-ness is not lost on me. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23MEL7424aQ)

I think I need UnFriendlyFire to translate this to something I can understand.

I'm with WP on this one. I am physically incapable of reading posts that long. Thoughts of porn interject themselves too often...

Well said, Rojo. Well said.

That bold part has got to be why I understand it. My aural orifices are always ready to receive anything from Rojo.

Nice

Ok I'll have to take this to my English professor to translate.....

Thought this might be a problem. This is a Forum after all, and not an essay contest. So let me speak more plainly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjF4_hR3FfQ

Its like this, but not funny.

Or like Idiocracy, but like one of those fan edits making it a horror film. .....which shockingly I can not find.

Or like the street theater flash mob tribute to it.

How very apropos.

Rojo, you are like a glass of gin with a snifter of vermouth. One may call you lower class, but yet you have that little extra that makes you a well-made martini.

Just cause they leave you stirred do not be shaken. For STNO is the bartender to this group of drunks. Where the REGz can only offer themselves for their tastes.

Let your faith be tested my friend. BUT do not dare stray, for the group of bar nuts you call morons will only be a delectable gift to the whorehouses just an IP away.

So drink up my friend, and leave the nuts where they belong, for they will just go stale. Whereas this group of fine brews, they just get better with age.

So very well put Pope, that sentiment is why I keep coming back for more

Interestingly enough, last night there was a chap (named "Bricks" if I'm not mistaken) who decided to exclaim that ours was the most annoying server he'd ever encountered. Andy (Mainstrain) inquired thus as to why he didn't just leave, and Dox and I were witness to the entire episode...curiously, he did not leave until much much later, at which point I did my usual crybaby-remix at his comment of exasperation (I don't remember what he said, but probably something along the lines of having had enough) and I followed up by asking aloud why it took him so damn long and reiterating the question as to why he didn't leave in the first place. I guess I can leave this one as an open-ended question.

Hint: "Bricks" was most likely an aloof hypocrite.

I had to read that thrice over before I got it (maybe somewhat having to do with the certain... substances that make logic illogical) fully. And I say, I do feel as you do. Being as it was that I went straight to the STNO server, and I thank Liberty spikes (Canuck) greatly for it, I did not have to endure the endless banter of idiots and ten year olds with oddities that make their voice seem even more annoying. But even so, there are many times when I had no where else to go but somewhere else due to the lack of people in and about this... most godly of servers.

So I went off, galavanting in my naive bliss, unaware that everywhere else kinda sorta sucked. I soon found such fantasies to be untrue. Constant chatter by people of whom could not have an IQ over 10, squeaky voiced children with voice changers so as to not sound like squeaky voiced children yet ending up sounding like some kind of alien being from the hairy ass pluto. The worst was the day I came across a server filled with people who either thought they were funny or were just trying to hard. Many, many more idiocies wait outside the STNO server, and for that, I am truly glad I came here first.